Hannah Blumenreich

Anonymous asked: I don't know if you know this, but Spider-man is canonically able to lift up to 10 tons. I'm not saying he's in She-Hulk's league, strength-wise, but he would definitely be able to spot her at the gym.

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P. Parker? Is that you? Here to clear your good name? Sorry if I made you look weak, P. P. I suppose I could fix this drawing so you and She-Hulk were lifting equal amounts of weight, I mean, that’s still pretty funny, right? Cannot believe I could miss a visual gag like that.

I must admit, it was not my intention to show you slacking off in your work-out routine or just being the facetious little imp you are, but rather to show your strength limitations, which I believe maxes out at five pounds. Pretty sure. Let me go check my Marvel Encyclopedia. 

Good-bye, new followers! It’s time you saw me for…MY TRUE SELF. 

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Aaah, too scary! 

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Oh, there, that’s better. Whew. 

fluffberries asked: srry you probably already know this idk but Tycho Brahe died b/c he held his pee too long I believe xD

I did not know! I mean, I did, but I didn’t. I think I get him mixed up with King George III, who had blue pee? Historical pee issues. 

Every once in a while I see these two team up and it’s great. I want them to be best friends in a little-girl-slumber-party-friends kind of way. They would bond over things like crushes and hyphenated names. 

Every once in a while I see these two team up and it’s great. I want them to be best friends in a little-girl-slumber-party-friends kind of way. They would bond over things like crushes and hyphenated names. 

Warm-up spidey

Warm-up spidey

other people make comics like, “this one time [truamatic event]” and i’m like, “once i tried to pee in a pool but i couldn’t.” 

anyway i made this for a 2D cloud mini. the covers are here and also here

A couple not-in-order pages from my Wild Zero fanzine comic, all cleaned up and scanned for you. Look how beautiful. But without your help, IT MAY NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. Basically there’s a shortage of artists participating. And so this post is a call to arms! This is the link to Rachel Duke’s tumblr post which explains everything you need to know but here is what I can tell you right here, right now: The deadline is September 30th. You have 1-6 pages at your disposal, and you may fill them with writing, illustrations, comics, whatever your little heart desires.

Let’s all close our eyes together and imagine how great this zine could be. Then…make that dream a reality. The power is yours! ACE!!!!! ROCK N’ ROOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!

Strange things are afoot at the circle k (p.s. check out that giant dot in panel 2 where I gave myself a heart attack)

Strange things are afoot at the circle k (p.s. check out that giant dot in panel 2 where I gave myself a heart attack)

Warm-up inks because I haven’t used a nib in ages. Reminds me how much I hate brushes.

Warm-up inks because I haven’t used a nib in ages. Reminds me how much I hate brushes.

here you go have some spider-man for your day. 

this came out of that same discussion about spidey stuck to the flag and dear god i hope it is as funny to everyone else as it is to me. i also hope people are willing to believe that new york pigeons are beasts and could probably carry a grown man around if they wanted to. 

this came out of a discussion with a friend about the spider-man movies. i mispoke, saying something along the lines of, “when spider-man lands on the american flag,” when i meant to say was the flag pole but of course, the damage was done and now you all have to look at this ridiculous thing. 

Anonymous asked: I feel so useless sitting here. What can I do to help Ferguson??

decodethefallenmoon:

natnovna:

there’s a bail and legal fund that’s been set up for those who’ve been arrested 

this person is trying to organize a food drive for school kids in ferguson

national moment of silence 2014 (for victims of police brutality) 

share the following: 

videos of what has happened

links to articles

how to make a tear gas mask

livestream link to the peaceful protests

Ferguson Police Department
Email (taken off the site) 

222 S. Florissant Road
Ferguson, MO 63135

Ph: 314-522-3100
Fx: 314-524-5290

Police department:
police@fergusoncity.com

Jackson, Thomas Police Chief - tjackson@fergusoncity.com (314) 524-5269 

Henke, Rick Captain - rhenke@fergusoncity.com (314) 524-5272 

McBride, Dennis Captain - dmcbride@fergusoncity.com (314) 522-3100 

DeCarli, Dan Captain - ddecarli@fergusoncity.com (314) 522-3811 

Nabzdyk, Ray Lieutenant - rnabzdyk@fergusoncity.com (314) 524-5277

Zoll, Timothy Business Liaison Officer/ Neighborhood Watch - tzoll@fergusoncity.com (314) 522-3100 (x.5533 or 5108)

WIP for Anna Bongiovanni inspired after their “baby rant" about the problems of established androgynous fashion, but also inspired by their (ill-advised) love of rat tails.

WIP for Anna Bongiovanni inspired after their “baby rant" about the problems of established androgynous fashion, but also inspired by their (ill-advised) love of rat tails.

Why do I run out of toilet paper so fast. No one knows. It’s a mystery. 

I drew this in public while eating a sandwich and the first thing I had to do after scanning it in was photoshop out the food stains. Adulthoooood!

I drew this in public while eating a sandwich and the first thing I had to do after scanning it in was photoshop out the food stains. Adulthoooood!

People ask what Wild Zero’s about and I say, “zombies” but really it’s about hair.

People ask what Wild Zero’s about and I say, “zombies” but really it’s about hair.