Hannah Blumenreich

Mmm, layouts.

Mmm, layouts.

sketchshark:

The suppressing-a-yawn face is the worst face there is. I know this because I make this face ALL THE TIME.

sketchshark:

The suppressing-a-yawn face is the worst face there is. I know this because I make this face ALL THE TIME.

This is why no one listens to the radio anymore. 
Also imagine this comic in your skeeziest movie announcer voice because that is exactly what this was. 

This is why no one listens to the radio anymore. 

Also imagine this comic in your skeeziest movie announcer voice because that is exactly what this was. 

Greatest book

Greatest book

Fatty Lumpkin, the unsung hero of the Fellowship of the Ring. When the hobbits’ ponies run off (and they are running off. All. The. Time.) they run back to the Barrow-Downs, to hang out with Fatty Lumpkin. He belongs to Tom Bombadil but because Tom and the entire Barrow-Downs scene were omitted from the movies, we are deprived of ever seeing Fatty Lumpkin. 
I love you, Fatty Lumpkin. 

Fatty Lumpkin, the unsung hero of the Fellowship of the Ring. When the hobbits’ ponies run off (and they are running off. All. The. Time.) they run back to the Barrow-Downs, to hang out with Fatty Lumpkin. He belongs to Tom Bombadil but because Tom and the entire Barrow-Downs scene were omitted from the movies, we are deprived of ever seeing Fatty Lumpkin. 

I love you, Fatty Lumpkin. 

shaved my legs this morning. hair’s already growing back.

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She just likes to keep me updated. 

She just likes to keep me updated. 

The Instagram Master-Post is Dead

I almost wrote the Instagram Master-Post is Dad which probably isn’t true. I love my dad, but his grasp of the internet is not-a so good. (Is he reading this now. I hope not.)

Anyway. This has solved the majority of the mess. Thank you so much to everyone who reported the stolen comic, reblogged, whatever. You’re all my lovely little followers. 

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Now let’s all hope the all-mighty Facebook doesn’t start giving me shit because it thinks I have stolen the stolen version of my own artwork and it is giving me shit for it. Because it is run by a pack of baboons, I imagine. 

Anonymous asked: That is terrible and your work is lumped into all that offensive mess! I am so sorry. I hope you can have their stuff taken down quickly.

It’s the worst, boohoo. On the other hand, I guess this is some kind of good sign, I mean, all the artists I’ve liked online have had stuff stolen. Now I can join their club. At last! No but seriously, it’s ridiculous and I hope it all works out in my favor. Thanks for your support, anon! 

Anonymous asked: Gosh please try to contact the sides your stolen work is on! Maybe they take it down and on facebook i would flood the crap out of it, that it is your work. Things like these is a good reason to hate the internet. It's disgusting.

Thank you, anon! I’ve reported the photo on facebook and loads of my facebook friends are helping me out. As for the source site, I’ve reported the user but we’ll see how that goes. Eeeeguuuuugghhhhhhh

hannahblumenreich:

Ah, the price of internet fame. Look what’s been stolen from me and defaced! “Things Bitches Say?” Are you kidding? My poor little comic baby. I never meant for you to meet this fate. On Facebook it has 483,352 likes and 42,697 shares. Which are MINE. It is all over weheartit. I’m Hulking out. 
I am going to find out who is responsible and I am going to END THEM.The original. In case you had somehow forgotten. 




BUY PRINT?? BUY FUCKING PRINT???? YOU MUST BE FUCKING JOKING ME. IS SOME ASSHOLE SITTING OUT THERE MAKING MONEY RIPPING ME OFF. I’LL CRUSH THEM. 
Our classy faux source: http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-27600306/thingsbitchessay/photos

hannahblumenreich:

Ah, the price of internet fame. Look what’s been stolen from me and defaced! “Things Bitches Say?” Are you kidding? My poor little comic baby. I never meant for you to meet this fate. 

On Facebook it has 483,352 likes and 42,697 shares. Which are MINE. It is all over weheartit. I’m Hulking out. 

I am going to find out who is responsible and I am going to END THEM.

The original. In case you had somehow forgotten. 

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BUY PRINT?? BUY FUCKING PRINT???? YOU MUST BE FUCKING JOKING ME. IS SOME ASSHOLE SITTING OUT THERE MAKING MONEY RIPPING ME OFF. I’LL CRUSH THEM. 

Our classy faux source: http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-27600306/thingsbitchessay/photos

Ah, the price of internet fame. Look what’s been stolen from me and defaced! “Things Bitches Say?” Are you kidding? My poor little comic baby. I never meant for you to meet this fate. On Facebook it has 483,352 likes nad 42,697 shares. Which are MINE. It is all over weheartit. I’m Hulking out. 
I am going to find out who is responsible and I am going to END THEM.The original. In case you had somehow forgotten. 

Ah, the price of internet fame. Look what’s been stolen from me and defaced! “Things Bitches Say?” Are you kidding? My poor little comic baby. I never meant for you to meet this fate. 

On Facebook it has 483,352 likes nad 42,697 shares. Which are MINE. It is all over weheartit. I’m Hulking out. 

I am going to find out who is responsible and I am going to END THEM.

The original. In case you had somehow forgotten. 

*cough* Uh, happy fourth, everyone.
I only just heard “God Save the Queen” for the first time this year and it was a very confusing experience. I was like, “What amateur has gone and put these British lyrics to American music.” But it just turns out my entire life has been a lie. 
In other news, did you know The Star-Spangled Banner didn’t become our national anthem until 1931? I didn’t. Go learn something about your country today. 

*cough* Uh, happy fourth, everyone.

I only just heard “God Save the Queen” for the first time this year and it was a very confusing experience. I was like, “What amateur has gone and put these British lyrics to American music.” But it just turns out my entire life has been a lie. 

In other news, did you know The Star-Spangled Banner didn’t become our national anthem until 1931? I didn’t. Go learn something about your country today. 

All three Lord of the Rings movies set to the tune of “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”